Would somebody please be the parent?!
2:41 PM by Kerri
Aloha, this is Brad. I'll admit, I may have painted Kaci's face and given her a machete, but we were having fun! Now a peek into what Kerri has been up to...The other day I come home from school and I find that Kerri has covered little Kaci in marshmallows ... and then set her in a pile of red ants! I couldn't believe it, luckily I was able to save her before too much harm was done. She's a tough little girl. Unfortunately, Kerri and I are both now uneligible for punishing her when she does similar things to herself or any of her 9 future siblings. So if anyone would like to volunteer for that job, we would be more than grateful. Mahalo.